Peeksaman

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.

poltergeists:

  • push things off tables
  • break delicate objects for fun
  • in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
  • make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
  • sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
  • are invisible aka no one knows what they look like

poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats

another-random-dom-3

“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”

real-live-human

*fills a spray bottle with holy water*

vislokawitch

You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾

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hotvampireadjacent

PHARAOH’S CURSE 𓀀 𓀁 𓀂 𓀃 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊 𓀋 𓀌 𓀍 𓀎 𓀏 𓀐 𓀑 𓀒 𓀓 𓀔 𓀕 𓀖 𓀗 𓀘 𓀙 𓀚 𓀛 𓀜 𓀝 𓀞 𓀟 𓀠 𓀡 𓀢 𓀣 𓀤 𓀥 𓀦 𓀧 𓀨 𓀩 𓀪 𓀫 𓀬 𓀭 𓀮 𓀯 𓀰 𓀱 𓀲 𓀳 𓀴 𓀵 𓀶 𓀷 𓀸 𓀹 𓀺 𓀻 𓀼 𓀽 𓀾 𓀿 𓁀 𓁁 𓁂 𓁃 𓁄 𓁅 𓁆 𓁇 𓁈 𓁉 𓁊 𓁋 𓁌 𓁍 𓁎 𓁏 𓁐 𓁑 𓀄 𓀅 𓀆 𓀇 𓀈 𓀉 𓀊

dat-soldier

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foone

the second worst thing about the recent surge (no pun intended) in robotgirl posting is that I'm a reverse engineer, and an asexual one at that. if I met a robotgirl we wouldn't have weird sex, I'd open up all her panels and take pictures of her PCBs and figure out what all the chips are and dump her EEPROMs and hard drive image and upload this to archive.org

foone

the worst thing is that most of you robot girl posters would enjoy it

foone

Tags reading "op literally just describing robotgirl free use"ALT

Excuse me, in the context of robotgirls, it's not called "free use", it's instead "open source"

biomecharnotaurus

Anonymous asked:

Do you have a favorite doom map?

biomecharnotaurus answered:

Episode? Yeah

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zeropatiencedood

Masochism

Who the hell likes Hell beneath only to be followed by fucking Perfect Hatred

biomecharnotaurus

I remember I spent like 40 minutes to kill the stupid Cyberdemon because I was at 15 hp and I had no medkits left and I also drew that traditionally

It is a form of masochism

zeropatiencedood

I swear john romero has a thing for narrow ledges and high tier monsters (also nice fan art is very guud)