WAIT. Wait wait WAIT.
poltergeists:
- push things off tables
- break delicate objects for fun
- in general just enjoy moving and destroying stuff for pleasure I guess
- make loud disturbing noises in the middle of the night
- sometimes poke or bite people, depending on the myth
- are invisible aka no one knows what they look like
poltergeists are just the ghosts of rambunctious housecats
“The power of Christ says psspsspss! The power of Christ says psspsspss!”
*fills a spray bottle with holy water*
You sprinkle Miette with holy water? You get her ectoplasma damp?! Oh! Oh! Hell for Mother! Hell for Mother for thousands of years! 😾












